So, there I was, binge-watching Stranger Things for the millionth time (don't judge me, you do it too), and I found myself wondering, "How old is Jonathan Byers, anyway?" I mean, I know he's not as old as the Mind Flayer, but still, it's been bugging me. So, let's dive into the Upside Down of age calculations and find out!
Jonathan's Birthday: A Mystery Worth Solving
First things first, we need to know when Jonathan's birthday is. Now, the show doesn't exactly shout it from the rooftops, but if you're a true fan, you'll know that it's November 8. Yeah, I know, it's not as exciting as a Demogorgon sighting, but stick with me, it's all connected.
Season 1: The Year of the Bike Ride
In season one, Jonathan is a 15-year-old high school freshman. We know this because he's in the same grade as Eleven, who we find out is 12. Now, I'm not saying they're the same age because, well, Eleven's had a bit of a sheltered life. But it gives us a good starting point.
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So, if Jonathan is 15 in season one, and his birthday is in November, that means he was born in 1976. And yes, I did the math for you. You're welcome.
Season 2: The Year of the Wheelchair
Now, let's fast-forward to season two. Jonathan is now 16, which means he was born in 1975. Wait, what? I know, I know, it's confusing. But hear me out.
Here's the thing, folks. The show takes place over the course of a year, but the seasons don't always start or end on Jonathan's birthday. So, when we see him in season two, he's still 15, but he's turning 16 soon. It's like when your birthday is in December, and you're still 10 for most of the year. You feel me?
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So, How Old Is Jonathan Now?
Alright, let's do some more math. As of the end of season four, it's been a few years since the events of season one. Jonathan is now in his mid-to-late 30s. I know, I know, it's hard to imagine him as anything but a moody teenager, but time waits for no man, not even in the Upside Down.
So, there you have it. Jonathan Byers is currently in his late 30s. And yes, I realize I've just aged him out of playing Dungeons and Dragons with the kids. But hey, at least he's still got his camera, right?
Anyway, folks, that's all I've got for you today. Until next time, keep your eyes on the prize (and your doors locked).