Okay, let’s address the question that has been keeping humanity awake at night, right alongside “what’s in the water in the Kardashian-Jenner household?” Yes, we’re talking about the age of Kris Jenner’s boyfriend, Corey Gamble. If you’ve ever watched Keeping Up with the Kardashians (or its endless spin-offs), you know Corey is that tall, stoic, mustachioed figure who looks like he’s been to a million yacht parties and is very good at nodding along. So, how old is this man who somehow keeps up with the ultimate momager?

Brace yourselves, because the answer is a glorious math problem wrapped in a Gucci belt: Corey Gamble was born on November 10, 1980. That makes him, as of right now, in his mid-40s. I’ll do the mental gymnastics for you: he’s about 24 years younger than Kris, who was born in 1955. That’s right, Kris was already a teenager when Corey was born—probably already planning a themed party for it, knowing her.

Now, before you spit out your oat-milk latte, let’s put this into perspective. A 24-year age gap in Hollywood is practically nothing. That’s like a mere coffee break in celebrity years. In fact, Kris and Corey’s age difference is almost exactly the same as the gap between Leonardo DiCaprio and his latest girlfriend, except Leo’s girlfriends age out the second they learn to drive. Corey has staying power—he’s been in the picture since 2014, which in Kardashian time is basically a century. He’s lasted longer than most marriages on reality TV, and longer than the lifespan of a season of The Real Housewives drama.

Let’s do a quick side-by-side for the visual learners out there. When Kris was your typical 30-something mom chasing after a toddler Kim, Corey was still in diapers. Yes, while Kris was probably negotiating her first store credit account, Corey was figuring out how to walk without falling over. It’s a wild timeline. And yet, here they are, holding hands on red carpets, with Corey looking like he’s absorbing her energy like a chic vampire. He’s the human equivalent of a Botox treatment—he makes Kris look younger just by standing next to him.

But here’s where it gets juicy. Corey isn’t some clueless himbo—he’s a talent manager and music executive. He’s worked with the likes of Jeezy and has clearly mastered the art of “keeping the boss happy.” He’s not just Kris’s arm candy; he’s her personal sunshine, her hype man, and the guy who will literally hold her purse while she runs a multi-million-dollar empire. If you think being a boy toy is easy, try keeping up with Kris’s schedule. That woman has a calendar that would make a synchronized swimmer weep. Corey deserves a Nobel Prize for Stamina—or at least a medal for surviving the infamous “Kris Jenner spiral” whenever a child has a public meltdown.

Now, let’s talk about the elephant in the room: why does the internet still freak out about this age gap? It’s 2023, folks. Women can marry younger men without it being a scandal. But it’s fun to jest, because Kris is the ultimate milf of all time. She’s literally the CEO of “I don’t care what you think.” Corey, for his part, seems to have the emotional intelligence of a golden retriever mixed with a crisis negotiator. He never gets rattled. In fact, I’m pretty sure the only time he looked stressed was when he had to sit through a five-hour family dinner with all the sisters arguing about a brand deal. That’s elder-abuse-level patience.

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Here’s a surprising fact to impress your friends at your next brunch: Corey is older than Kris’s eldest daughter, Kourtney, but younger than her son-in-law, Travis Barker. Wait, let me correct that—Travis is actually a few years older than Corey. So, imagine Thanksgiving: Kris is dating a dude who is younger than the guy her daughter is married to, but older than her own kids. It’s a family tree that looks like a wreath made of legal waivers. But honestly, it works. Why? Because Kris and Corey share a profound love of sunscreen, gossip, and looking expensive.

Also, let’s give credit where credit is due. Corey has managed to avoid the cursed fate of being a reality TV boyfriend. He’s witty, but not thirsty. He’s supportive, but not clingy. He’s basically a rock with a pulse and a nice watch. And he’s mastered the art of the “smile and nod” during Kim’s 45-minute monologues about her SKIMS shapewear. That alone earns him a lifetime achievement award in self-control.

So, how old is Kris Jenner’s boyfriend? He’s old enough to know better, young enough to not care. He’s the human version of a “age is just a number” motivational poster, but with better tailoring. And love him or hate him, he’s not going anywhere. Because when you sign up for the Kris Jenner ride, you’re not getting off until the ride stops. And that ride is fueled by kale smoothies, old money, and the sheer force of a woman who refuses to age. Corey Gamble might be 44, but his soul is ageless—just like the empire he’s smart enough to stand beside.