Last week, my nephew—who is eight and firmly believes he knows everything—asked me if the Big Bang was on Netflix. I blinked, told him it was more of a “documentary you live inside,” and poured myself a second coffee. But his question, once I stopped chuckling, got me thinking: how old is the Big Bang theory, really?

And before you roll your eyes, I don’t mean the show. You know, the one with the laugh track and the guy who can’t talk to women. That sitcom premiered in 2007, which makes it a teenager—annoying, but harmless. No, I’m talking about the actual cosmological model that says the universe started as a hot, dense point and then went boom. That one’s a bit older, and its birthday is surprisingly awkward to pin down.

The Big Bang Theory (the science) is a newcomer, not an ancient Greek myth

If you’re picturing some old bearded guy in a toga scribbling “BANG” on a clay tablet, you’re way off. The idea of an expanding universe didn’t even come into focus until the early 20th century. Before that, most folks—scientists included—assumed the universe was eternal, static, and basically just chilling forever.

So the real birthday? The term “Big Bang” itself was coined in 1949, but that was an insult, not a compliment. British astronomer Fred Hoyle used it mockingly on BBC radio, trying to sneer at the idea because he preferred a “Steady State” universe. Irony alert: the name stuck, and now we all say it with a straight face.

But hold on—the concept goes back further. The mathematical groundwork was laid in the 1920s, when Georges Lemaître, a Belgian priest with a physics PhD, proposed that the universe began from a “primeval atom.” He was basically the first person to say, “Hey, what if it all started as one tiny, incredibly dense thing?” Everyone ignored him for a while, which, to be fair, is the standard treatment for anyone who’s both a priest and a physicist.

The 1920s were the real starting point, believe it or not

Then came Edwin Hubble. You’ve heard of the telescope, right? Well, in 1929, he observed that galaxies are racing away from us, and the farther they are, the faster they go. That was the smoking gun—the universe wasn’t static, it was stretching, which means it had a start. That’s when the scientific community finally started to sweat.

So if we’re being generous, the theory itself is about 100 years old. That’s it. A century. My grandma’s couch is older than that. It feels weird that something so fundamental to our existence is younger than the invention of the zipper.

But wait, there’s a catch, because of course there is. The exact age of the universe is 13.8 billion years—we’re pretty sure of that. But the age of the theory about that universe? That’s a wild mess of who you ask and what you count as “the beginning.”

Big Bang Theory Vector Illustration Infographic. Universe Time And SizeBig Bang Theory Vector Illustration Infographic. Universe Time And Size

Why the confusion? Because scientists love to argue

You see, the 1920s gave us the expansion idea, but it was mocked for decades. It wasn’t until 1965 that two radio astronomers, Penzias and Wilson, stumbled onto a hiss in their antenna that turned out to be the cosmic microwave background—the literal afterglow of the Big Bang. They thought it was bird poop at first. Classic science. That discovery turned the theory from a fringe idea into the reigning champ.

So do we say the theory is 100 years old (Lemaître), or 60 years old (confirmed by the hiss)? Honestly, it depends on your vibe. If you want to win a trivia night, say the foundational math came around 1927. If you want to be technically correct and annoy everyone, say it became “alive” in 1965.

Personally, I like to think of it as a century-old rebel. It was born in the 1920s, spent its teenage years being bullied by Einstein (who called the idea “abominable,” by the way), and then finally got its moment in the 60s. Now it’s a grumpy middle-aged concept that still makes your head spin if you think about it too long.

So next time someone asks you how old the Big Bang theory is, just smile and say, “Older than my iPhone, younger than my existential dread.” And if they press you for a number, tell them 100. That’s close enough, and it’s a nice round number—even if the universe itself would probably roll its 13.8-billion-year-old eyes at our need to label everything.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to explain to my nephew that the Big Bang wasn’t a Kardashian. Some things take forever to die, even if the universe started just yesterday—relatively speaking, of course.