Guessing Ages: The Selling Sunset Cast Edition
So, I was binge-watching Selling Sunset the other day, you know, just casually trying to sell a few million-dollar properties from my couch. I mean, who hasn't?
Anyway, I got to thinking, "These agents are always talking about 'young' and 'old' listings. But how old are they?" I know, I know, we're not supposed to ask a lady's age, but come on, it's the Selling Sunset cast. They're practically public property.
Mary, Queen of the Sunset
Let's start with the OG, Mary. She's the queen bee, the matriarch, the one who's been selling real estate since before some of these agents were even born. Mary's been around the block a few times, and I'm not just talking about her multiple trips to the Bahamas. She's a solid 50-something, but you know what they say, "Real estate years are like dog years." So, she's probably more like 70 in real estate years.
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Now, I'm not saying Mary's over the hill. She's still selling more properties than some of these young whippersnappers. But when she talks about "the good old days," I can't help but wonder if she's referring to the days when dinosaurs roamed the earth.
Christine, the Enigma
Next up, we have Christine. She's a mystery wrapped in an enigma, tucked inside a little black dress. I mean, seriously, how old is she? She looks like she's in her late 20s, early 30s, but then she starts talking about her "many years" in the business, and I'm like, "Girl, you're not that old."
I've heard rumors she's in her mid-40s, but I refuse to believe it. I mean, have you seen her skin? It's like she's been drinking the fountain of youth. I need her skincare routine, stat.
The Young Guns
Now, let's talk about the young'uns. Davina, Emma, and Amanda are all under 30, I'm pretty sure. Davina's the youngest, I think she's still in her early 20s. She's like the intern who never leaves. Emma and Amanda are both in their late 20s, early 30s. They're the millennials giving the old guard a run for their money.
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But don't let their youth fool you. These girls are fierce. They've sold more properties than some agents twice their age. I mean, if I could sell a $40 million mansion at 25, I'd be pretty proud of myself too.
The Jason and Brett Show
And then there are Jason and Brett. I lump them together because they're like the dynamic duo of real estate. They're both in their mid-40s, I think? But who's counting? They're both successful agents, they've both had their share of drama on the show, and they're both still going strong.
I mean, have you seen Jason's hair? That thing is a work of art. It's like a living, breathing testament to his many years in the business. I can't even imagine what it looked like in the '90s. Probably like a small animal perched on his head.
So, How Old Are They Really?
Alright, so we've thrown out some ages, some guesses, some wild speculation. But the real question is, how old are they really? I guess we'll never know. It's like the great mystery of the Selling Sunset cast. And honestly, it's probably for the best. I mean, would you want to know how old Chrishell is? Didn't think so.
But hey, while we're all busy guessing their ages, they're out there selling million-dollar properties and making a killing. So, who's really winning here?